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jimmy crack corn

Gee-whiz, gee-willikers, Jesus Christ!, Holy Cow, God-dammit... all the same thing really. Just an expression of surprise.
Man: "Jimmy Crack Corn!"
Woman: "What?"
Man: "I just stepped on a fucking lego!"
by Xeratai April 19, 2022
mugGet the jimmy crack cornmug.

Russle my Jimmies

To "russle" someone's "jimmies". Another definition would be to give someone a boner and/or erection. Further symptoms may be orgasms and feeling horny. Only effects males.
Wow, that guy really can Russle my Jimmies.
by Swxyn March 22, 2016
mugGet the Russle my Jimmiesmug.

Running your jimmy

Running your jimmy, same as running your mouth... Being a smartass.
John kept running his jimmy so I kicked his ass.

If you keep running your jimmy I'll fck you up.
by iHARD May 13, 2013
mugGet the Running your jimmymug.

My jimmy's wacked

A time when you would use this term is when the process of ejaculation is not performing up to its standards. This is a great and discreet way to announce the issue.

Example: "Yo check it, my jimmy's wacked!"
by Shankapotumus September 2, 2010
mugGet the My jimmy's wackedmug.

jimmy hat trick

Having sexual intercouse with three girls using one condom
1 rubber three birds jimmy hat trick and I'll be this way till I'm a geriatric
by Gballen145 August 4, 2017
mugGet the jimmy hat trickmug.

jimmy-tard

a retard
based off of a tard my dad went to school with named jimmy, thus they called each other jimmy tards in his retarded honor
dude, youre such a jimmy

youre a jimmmy-tard
by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005
mugGet the jimmy-tardmug.

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