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Bill: "Careful Chuck, I hear the dick hog is one bad bitin' sow!"
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Derived from: "Dick Slap" and "Skeet"
Derived from: "Dick Slap" and "Skeet"
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Person B: Fred totally dick skapped me last night. He ruined my hair and my headboard.
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