A young adult with a shitty beard that is easily upset over anything considered "woke" or might seem that way. Their beard is typically their only defining trait and is a cover for a lack of personality.
Jim was instantly pissed at trailer for the LoTr tv series and exlaimed, "They better not WOKE it up." His mom's girlfriend laughed and responded, "You don't have to watch it, ya weak-beard havin' ass."
by MacaroniSounds February 20, 2022
Get the Weak-beardmug. A bearded man whose facial hair is of such epic proportions that it makes everything cream in there pants
by lordsnoww March 6, 2015
Get the bearded godmug. by BM10 January 26, 2022
Get the Beardsmug. by CRITABABE July 12, 2015
Get the Bearded Sex Dwarfmug. When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.
..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019
Get the Brown Beardmug. A sex move invented and made famous by baby Dave. The dragon creates a vacuum seal with his mouth and the ladies front bottom and proceeds to blow air into her. Once the ladies stomach is inflated to the size of a beach ball the seal is broken and the air escapes creating a feeling of euphoria and release for the lady.
by sexybeardyman August 10, 2022
Get the The Bearded Dragonmug. Adj. The guy who grew a beard to fit in to his NEW friend group of craft beer drinkers & brewers to feel like he belongs.
That guy Matt is talking shit and criticizing a brewer's methods now because he's got a craft beard.
by Thundersnow11 September 18, 2019
Get the Craft Beardmug.