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More perfection than perfection

A tall guy, usually named Ben. He’s the funniest guy you will know but also the sweetest. He’s so perfect but he just doesn’t know it.
“If you’re a maverick, you can suck a dick, also I’m Ben”
“Wow, you’re more perfection than perfection
by _bitches_ September 10, 2019
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National punch a person who is taller than u day

GO ALL OUT AND MAKE THEM FEEL PAINNNN
Really pull a santana lopez on them just GO TO TOWN and get them ON THE FLOOR to prove ur smaller but more scary to make them feel scared when they annoy you,

This message was message was meant to one of my closest friends and it would mean slot to BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THEM and u can too!

Xoxo - revenge
Oh it’s national punch a person who is taller than u day (punches) AHAHAHAHAH ROTT
by Lolllllllllllllllllllllí September 9, 2020
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Bigger than me

A phrase by a bullied victim (such as nerds) describing that his/her bullies are far-more superior than them.
Nerd: That son of a bitch took my fucking savings!
Waiter: Why did you let him do that?!
Nerd: Well, he's bigger than me.
Waiter: Son, you've got to respect and defend yourself! Or else you'll never succeed in life and will be locked on his wrath!!!
Waiter: Do you think I'll keep working on this shithole?! I'll study, so I'll be successful and will have many whores, or have a wife and family!
Nerd: Well, that should work! :)
by Karma will get you! March 20, 2022
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cuter than popcorn farts

"Damn girl, your cuter than popcorn farts"
by Playa 😎 July 11, 2017
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I’m doing better than you

After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.
Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”

Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025
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A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.
Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about
by MFG.24 June 6, 2025
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