3-eyed turtle
We gave her the 3 eyed turtle.
3-eyed turtle by bread sex December 7, 2003
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Mexican Turtle Neck
When one partner is giving another partner oral pleasure. The receiving partner intentionally or unintentionally farts and when they fart they blow watery shit all over the neck and chest of there partner. Most often found in exotic locations were visitors stomachs are not acclimated to the local fare.
John and Susie were in mexico for vacation. Johns stomach wasn't feeling well from the water and or spicy food but Susie was feeling frisky from the margaritas and she went down on John dispite his condition as susie was down town giving John the business. John thought he could relieve some preasure out the back door. To John and Susies suprise when Jhon relieved the preasure out the back door he spayed liquid shit all over her neck and chest. Thus giving Susie a Mexican Turtle Neck
Mexican Turtle Neck by Bangkok Benny May 21, 2009
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Playing Turtle
It's an expression use to describe the harsh feelings of wanting to use the toilet really badly.
Is a game where two or more people try to hold out from craping in there pants the longest. The winner is the person who does not shit themselves.
Is a game where two or more people try to hold out from craping in there pants the longest. The winner is the person who does not shit themselves.
You know how a turtle sticks his head in and out of its shell? Well that's what I'm doing to my ass, I'm playing turtle with my crap.
Playing Turtle by B0$$MAN January 8, 2010
Ninja turtle
Whilst having your ass licked, sneakily push out a turtles head and quickly retract again. Causing surprise & delight.
She was giving me anal pleasure when a Ninja turtle appeared and disappered. she asked, what the f**ck was that. I said I did'nt know.
Ninja turtle by Domotello May 17, 2007
Gay Turtle
when a man sucks a dick wrapped in a taco shell.
one man wraps his dick in a taco shell with just the head sticking out, and another man sucks it.
one man wraps his dick in a taco shell with just the head sticking out, and another man sucks it.
Gay Turtle by Neato Beatsmeato August 14, 2011
Scared turtle
Scared turtle by Phillip cobra September 16, 2014
awkward sea turtle
It is using the ASL word for sea turtle... which is reperasented by placing one hand on top of the other, palms down, and extending the thumbs outward rotating. The end result should look like a turtle swimming. Use this gesture when a conversation or situation becomes awkward. This is a good way to get attention of friends to either rescue you or the one making it awkward understand what they are doin.
Irving was telling me all about his pet iguana, so i was doing "awkward sea turtle" to get jessica's attention to save me.
awkward sea turtle by rusticwear October 30, 2008