Squirmy Wormy

A baby or toddler that wiggles a lot. Mostly refering to a baby moving horizontally.

Look at this squirmy wormy hit his head on the side of the crib.

by Shane’s Papa February 6, 2023

squirmage

adj. squirm with strong intent

If you see any squirmage I will knock him out.

by tonkinannie March 17, 2023

squirmandle

Rhetorical obfuscation in the form of half truths and intentional deflections.

Joe Biden, Donald Trump, and OJ Simpson were all attempting to squirmandle out of any direct admissions or forthright responses in their interviews this last weekend. Oh my God turn on CNN, OJ just died! Call my mom and tell her to cancel her checks to him from her girl’s weekend at the Tropicana.

by Mondavi July 11, 2024

Squirmy Wormy

An affectionate term for a man’s penis.

I asked my boyfriend if I could see his squirmy wormy last night!

by sailornova November 6, 2024

Squirmy worm

The act of shoving your fist up the back of your friend's marching band uniform, but in more casual circumstances up a their shirt, and wiggling your fist around while it's up there and while your friend is struggling to get it out.

Oh dang, Payton just gave Kyle a squirmy worm.

by MasterOfSquirmyWorm November 23, 2024

Squirming Lizzard Position

When you make up a sexual position, and tell your friends about it and CONSTANTLY use it as a threat knowing it does not exist.

“I’m going to put you into the squirming lizzard position”

by Kooge-is-nig March 10, 2026

Squirmy legs

When your legs get such a pain and you have to keep moving your legs.

I can’t go to bed, I’ve got squirmy legs

by Squirmy 1 April 29, 2025