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Spoon sleepwalker

A very rare condition where when the person with the condition is asleep, the innermind of the body finds the need to big or small spoon hes / her partner. Whereas the partner is situated in a different room. Keep in mind not waking up the person or reject the spoon, it will trigger a reaction of the person to spank the butt.
by Babaamattie June 17, 2020
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only a spoonful

Used to ironically indicate a huge amount of something, that someone wants to pretend is a small amount.

Based on the joke in King Bach's vine wherein a man asks his friend how much ice cream he can have to which he replies 'only a spoonful' before unveiling a comically large spoon.
A: Dude how much homework did you get?
B: Only a spoonful!
by (void*) September 11, 2023
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Spoon

Shovels, but for foods.
John: "I can't wait to eat with my SHOVEL!"
Jane: "Do you mean spoon, you dumbfuck?"
by Mei ChingChong August 19, 2020
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Spoons

British slang for J.D Wetherspoons. A ‘gastro-pub’ chain with almost 1000 locations up and down the United Kingdom,
Person 1: “Fancy a few?”
Person 2 “Aye go on then, wanna go to the Brunswick?”
Person 1: “Nah lets go Spoons, booze is much cheaper there”
by Idontworkinspoons June 28, 2018
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Spoon

An insult that relates someone to having the IQ of a spoon, e.g. 0IQ
Oh My God! You're such a spoon
by SpoonJuicer June 26, 2022
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Tea spooning

Hey would you look at that, they are a couple of

midgets tea spooning over there!
by SoyBoi1602 December 13, 2018
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Spoon hit

Dude im hurtin can you hook me up? Bro all I have is a spoon hit but it'll get you well!
by Donald Trump & Joe Biden July 15, 2024
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