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smoothness

The most amazing person ever who has very smooth skin in the genital area. This person can do a lot of things, like scream, bite pillows and other objects around, including yourself.
1.My smoothness represents kindness, laughter and goosebumps.
2.I am still sore because my smoothness has a big interest in me.
by boo hoo hoo July 24, 2008
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apple smoothie party

An apple smoothie party is a super fun party where you cut off the hair of your friend, then you stick it in an apple flavored juul and smoke it until you cant breathe and the person next to you has to revive you by making a smoothie and shoving it down your throat until you pass away. once you dye then the person can use the magic of the creature called maliker. maliker is a gracious creature and will grant you a second chance at life! so try this party sometime!
Kate: Hey man wanna come over and have an apple smoothie party?
John. no.
by Shatfarter27 February 16, 2022
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Smoochka

Jenny stole my man, that Smoochka.
by Kristina April 24, 2004
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slooth

Slooths are similar sloths, but bigger, and the DESPISE sloths. They are friendly creatures, they love to, eat and sleep (DON'T WE ALL?) but if you offend their 'Slooth King' they will attack you, and maybe kill you. They are not to be handled by unauthorized personal. Nearly went extinct last time they where handled my unauthorized personal. Only two remain, until they rebuild their civilization.
by Owlwllwlwl June 18, 2018
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smoothie

A casual dresser,someone who wears casual clothes.Was in use more in the 70s 80s.
They drove ford cortinas or capris,and lived a straight life.
Look at that tosser kevin,he's such a smoothie.
by mugwump November 16, 2004
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smoochie

Noun: An obese, insecure, and somewhat neurotic female person; between the ages of 15 and 40 (some what like fat groupies). They are often found wearing too tight and/or loud clothing. Smoochies congragate in bars, clubs, and after hours restaurants. Beware of a smoochie wearing vertical stripes.
"Get a load of that smoochie!", "That smoochie won't stop following me", "Oh my lord that smoochie's belly is coming through her clothes."
by Ronnie (the smoochie luv-a) September 2, 2004
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Smotherfucker

A Smelly Mother Fucker. One who neglects to shower and or bathe. Lack of hygiene. One who is scared of the soap. A smelly mother fucker who puts there stank ass feet upon their pillow in which they sleep on.
Justin you have your stank ass feet on your pillow you SMOTHERFUCKER. Take a fuckin shower you stank ass.
by Tommy Tucker February 7, 2005
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