used to shop at aldi

That thing Kanye shopped at

I used to shop at aldi

by Aldishit January 13, 2025

Shopping for Tires

Watchign gay porn wiht half-anminal halve-humin hybrids and it rubing you the rong way.

god fucking dammit, Marcus, this is the 7th time you've left your laundry out. My name is Chris.

I saw Jason yesterday.

Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"

by Maxwellscriblenottt October 23, 2025

Pintu’s Plaster Shop

(noun; slang; NSFW)

A shady, half-baked operation run by someone who pretends to be a professional but is really just scamming everyone involved. Named after Pintu, an ex-videographer who now spends more time plastering lies than walls.

Sexual slang: when someone makes a huge sticky mess, tries to cover it up poorly, and pretends nothing happened—exactly like Pintu covering up his scams.

Example 1:
“Bro, don’t trust that used car dealer, his warranty is straight out of Pintu’s Plaster Shop.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought it was gonna be romantic, but it turned into a full-on Pintu’s Plaster Shop all over her bedsheets.”

by HorseCoq August 30, 2025

window shopping

to loot, looting

"I went window shopping the other day, and got me a Louis Vuitton bag priced at five thousand dollars for nothing. It was quite a deal". The term is based on the looting occurred during the latest riots across America in May 2020

by idegart studios June 2, 2020

Shop-Rite

Verb. To give someone a rimjob behind a Shop-Rite Grocery store.

Devin gave Aidan a Shop-Rite last night, it was gross.

by Weinerguy3245 February 16, 2017

Flower shop

Where you go to buy Cannabis Flower.

You go to the flower shop to buy cannabis flower

by Flowershopgirl August 3, 2021

thrift shop white

A person who is basically a neck beard, only wears clothes from thrift stores and never washes them nor themselves

That kid ian that tries to be hipster and smells disgusting, yeah he's so thrift shop white

by Sherpaherder_69 February 18, 2015