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salad

When you moon somebody, and tuck your nuts and weiner between your legs when you do it.
"i just gave that passing car a salad"
by Tommy F. September 21, 2005
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chicken salad

The code word for gay. If you work with someone who is gay or you suspect they are and you want to make a joke or just call something femme then chicken salad is your frase. The Wu Tang taught us what a chicken head is. So take a man that has commited himself to the life of a chicken head while tossing salad than you will understand the term "chicken salad"
If your friend chooses pinot grigio over budwieser; chicken salad. If someone you work with talks with a lisp and tells you how good anal was with his "ex"; chicken salad. If you find two of your male co-workers with a lemon, broomstick, pan spray, latex gloves and pictures of the employee party; chicken salad.
by jonnyp2912 August 3, 2008
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Stuffed Cucumber Salad

A Stuffed Cucumber Salad is initiated between two consenting lovers and begins with a traditional anal Stuffed Cucumber. The cucumber is fully inserted into the rectum and is retained. Post retainage, the partner with the cucumber squats over the face of the other and begins a graceful, gentle expulsion. The cucumber may be fully released or it may be drawn in and out of the ass with flexion and contraction of the sphincter creating a fascinating display for the viewing partner. All is finalized by a final squeeze and drop of the cucumber on the viewer's chest. Depending upon the state of the dropper's bowels, the cucumber may stick to or roll off the chest.
Sonja gave herself an anal Stuffed Cucumber then squatted over Carl's face. She gave him the best Stuffed Cucumber Salad he had ever experienced. Her deftness at sphincter control had it moving in and out and looked like a Whack-A-Mole game.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015
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salad

A homosexual, effeminate, or pathetic individual. Linked to homosexual slur "fruit." Owing to the large amount of homosexuals or men appearing homosexual in New York City, the phrase "fruit salad" naturally followed. Simply "salad" was the next logical progression. Abbrev: "sally"
Jadakiss: "salad ass niggaz."
"Yo, that shirt is soo salad."
by rch April 28, 2005
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gorilla salad

The furriest fun-loving internet in all the internets.
Gorilla Salad has no weapons but furry monkey love.

Gorilla Salad - the internet of choice for girlce and boyce.
by Dave Green November 9, 2003
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spoof salad

you get the point

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Why the fuck is my salad white??

You spoofed in it didn you??
by nizy May 8, 2005
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salad shooters

Look at them salad shooters on that chevy.
by "W" November 30, 2006
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