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Polish Salad Bar

Eastern European open air market where amateur porn directors go to find new talent. These aspiring stars are inexperienced and usually unattractive women but are known to give incredible head jobs for just a few Euros and the promise of future parts in mainstream porn. The selection of aspiring porn actresses are often withered drug users and past their sexual prime much like the rotten vegetables found in a Polish farm market.
Hey Baby, I am making a movie and you are so beautiful. Would you like to make some easy money and try out this Polish Salad Bar for the camera back at my hotel?
by Bugsy McDingle November 27, 2012
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Gorilla Salad

Large black female from urban neighborhood with extreme weave, long fake fingernails, and huge lips. When 3 or more are seen together, it is known as a gorilla salad bar.
Holy shit, look at that all the gorilla salad in that cutlas.
by Yuicleff Johannesbearguex November 5, 2014
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Big Fruit Salad

Back in the early 1960s the Giants left the Big Apple for the Big Fruit Salad, and they haven't been the same since.
by ak4mc October 26, 2010
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chicken salad

The code word for gay. If you work with someone who is gay or you suspect they are and you want to make a joke or just call something femme then chicken salad is your frase. The Wu Tang taught us what a chicken head is. So take a man that has commited himself to the life of a chicken head while tossing salad than you will understand the term "chicken salad"
If your friend chooses pinot grigio over budwieser; chicken salad. If someone you work with talks with a lisp and tells you how good anal was with his "ex"; chicken salad. If you find two of your male co-workers with a lemon, broomstick, pan spray, latex gloves and pictures of the employee party; chicken salad.
by jonnyp2912 August 3, 2008
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Stuffed Cucumber Salad

A Stuffed Cucumber Salad is initiated between two consenting lovers and begins with a traditional anal Stuffed Cucumber. The cucumber is fully inserted into the rectum and is retained. Post retainage, the partner with the cucumber squats over the face of the other and begins a graceful, gentle expulsion. The cucumber may be fully released or it may be drawn in and out of the ass with flexion and contraction of the sphincter creating a fascinating display for the viewing partner. All is finalized by a final squeeze and drop of the cucumber on the viewer's chest. Depending upon the state of the dropper's bowels, the cucumber may stick to or roll off the chest.
Sonja gave herself an anal Stuffed Cucumber then squatted over Carl's face. She gave him the best Stuffed Cucumber Salad he had ever experienced. Her deftness at sphincter control had it moving in and out and looked like a Whack-A-Mole game.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015
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gorilla salad

The furriest fun-loving internet in all the internets.
Gorilla Salad has no weapons but furry monkey love.

Gorilla Salad - the internet of choice for girlce and boyce.
by Dave Green November 9, 2003
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spoof salad

you get the point

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Why the fuck is my salad white??

You spoofed in it didn you??
by nizy May 8, 2005
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