quarf

When you fart and an air bubble runs up your vagina and pops making an uncomfortable sound.
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Guy1: Yo I Just heard that girl over there quarf !
Guy2: Damn I bet it made a funny sound.

by fukmewithabrick May 26, 2015

Queef

In basic terms.... a vagina fart

A: eww did someone queef
B: maybe or maybe I farted

by Lolzorthedino August 21, 2015

queef job

A middle ground between a good job and a shit job

Ohh Jess you've done a queef job of emptying those bins

by Amek January 1, 2016

Queef skeet

When a vagina releases air and vaginal juices at the same.

I felt that queef skeet through my pants. Ooh damn.

by Rere88 February 28, 2016

Quarf

When a girl quarfs, it is when she farts and queefs at the same time.

Happens mostly during intercourse while the female is face down ass up.

Trapped air is released from the vagina while gas escapes the anal cavity.

Quarf: a simultaneous occurance of a fart and a queef

"Dude, I was drilling this girl from behind and she fucking quarfed in my face"

"Bitch fucking quarfed"

"this beer tastes like quarf"

"Pardon my quarf"

by From experience October 12, 2016

queef thief

A phrase used to indicate to your lesbian friend that she is "cockblocking" you.

"Damn Danny, I heard you tell her I'm butch, but you know that's not true. Why you gotta be a queef thief like that!"

by Joe Dirtykid August 11, 2016

Queeferbate

When you are rubbing your clit and queef.

So i was in the parking lot of target and was flicking the bean and started to queeferbate.

by Sir_noms_alot June 5, 2016