peruvian pipe cleaner 

Making an incision on the largest vein of a raging phallus and having another male that knows you fill it with his liquids and then proceeds to staple it closed

'Why is Jay crying?' "Oh because a shopkeeper forced him into a peruvian pipe cleaner"

peruvian pipe cleaner by cocklovingplumber72 January 22, 2025

Irish pipe bomb 

After finishing in your partners eyes you crank the radio to max while playing "Diggy Diggy Hole" leaving only one way out of the car. They have to dig themselves out of the trunk (which is full of lucky charms and potatos)

I heard Mark and Sarah drove into the woods to finally go all the way and he hit her with an Irish pipe bomb. The sun was almost up when she finally got out.

Irish pipe bomb by Damian Elrod February 10, 2025

Ghost Pipe

Using an asshole as a way to (reinhale) marijuana. Person A takes a hit and blows it directly into it gaping asshole of Person B. Person B then clenches, and then slowly releases the smoke from their asshole, which Person A then inhales from.

Hey baby, I really want to get high. You mind if I hit that pink, plump little ghost pipe?

Ghost Pipe by Psfilmsbob February 25, 2025

Mutton pipe 

The female genentalia, particularly one endowed with excessive pubic hair.

Jefferson rammed his one-eyed rocket in Cindy's mutton pipe.

Mutton pipe by Johnjoe_5142 March 1, 2025

Golden Pipe

When two men put the same metal straw in their urethras together and pee

Me and Anthony Leo ran a Golden Pipe yesterday

Golden Pipe by MongoBalls June 20, 2025

Stink Pipe 

A less-than-flattering, yet oddly accurate, term for the human anus. It's the exhaust vent for your body's internal combustion engine, often leaving a tell-tale odour in its wake.

"Dude, that burrito I had for lunch is putting my stink pipe to the test right now."

"After that dodgy street food, I knew my stink pipe was going to be working overtime tonight."

Stink Pipe by MrChaotic July 14, 2025

Triple pipe party

Smoking a crack pipe alongside the expulsion of a turd also whilst urinating on a consenting adult' either buttocks, boobs or penis.

Me n ya ma are thinking on having a (wee) triple pipe party the night so mek yersel scarce and there's a chip supper in it for yersel.

Triple pipe party by HackneyRobbo September 24, 2025