hammer cock

When your cock is limp and even a hammer couldn't get you hard.

Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.

by Steve Awesome January 2, 2017

gooch hammer

A weird or odd person, also meaning a dumbass person or stupid idiot

Hey, have you seen the one guy who sweats a lot ??

Yes, I saw that gooch hammer in room 221!

by Goochhammer101 February 21, 2022

Hammer

The metal item that Nathaniel (aka Nessenyul) can never find, no matter how many times he calls for it. Often referred to as a "hahma".

"Where's the hammer??" Nathaniel asked the air.

by THE HAMMAAAAH October 25, 2018

Hammer

Another word for Heroin. Aka Golden Brown.

I can’t believe Jane is on the hammer again!

That junky cunts been hitting the hammer!

by Nasty ass 666 February 22, 2020

Hammer Time

A term used by Formula 1 Driver Sir Lewis Hamilton's Race Engineer, Peter "Bono" Bonnington for motivation, also could mean "It's time to push"

In other words, it means to push beyond the limit

"Lewis, it's Hammer Time, let's keep pushing!"

by Mercedes-AMG W11 EQ Performanc September 10, 2025

Batty Hammer

A hammer that you hit people with in rdr2 and shout “man got that batty hammer!”

Man got that batty hammer innit

by PPslayer85 November 10, 2020

The Phammer Hammer

A hammer that can blast holes in the universe and it is used by the all powerful Donny Pham

Oh no watch out for the phammer hammer

by CryoDead December 3, 2019