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Thor's Hammer

When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.
She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.
by Rmistiff July 10, 2019
mugGet the Thor's Hammermug.

hammer hand

To hit some one hard af
I’m about to hammer hand this bitch if she keep playing

Imma knock your lights out with these hammer hands
by Eli Globe April 20, 2021
mugGet the hammer handmug.

Going Ham on the Hammer

When a girl is working with maximum effort on a dudes dick (his hammer) Hard As A Motherfucker(H-a-m) in order for him to bust or ejaculate.
Male friend was talking to his other male friend...... " Yo dude, i pulled this chick named Madison last night back to my spot off the internet and let me tell you man... shorty was going Ham on the hammer kid! "
by Bladez da pro-do's-her July 30, 2021
mugGet the Going Ham on the Hammermug.

Hammers

He is proper hammers him
by TheGC24 February 8, 2024
mugGet the Hammersmug.

Fudge Hammer

A brown 61-67 Ford E100 Econoline truck.
"Looks like you drove the Fudge Hammer today."
"Yeah, it was a rough ride."
by vintagegamingsystems August 1, 2016
mugGet the Fudge Hammermug.

THE HAMMER

Also known as Jason Nelson is a God in bed. If it's orgasms you're looking for he's the one to call.
I made a call to the Hammer last night. Best sex I've ever had.
by DflJones August 17, 2022
mugGet the THE HAMMERmug.

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