Demi was excited about her boyfriend, " oh man, I'm gonna get punched in the egg wallet by a sausage fist tonight"
by Bophed December 10, 2015
A closeted trans person or unaware egg who is transphobic to armour that closet. This is how Haggard’s Law applies to transphobes too.
Alice: Bob is the most obvious rotten egg ever. He can’t even go 5 seconds without emphasising his transphobia.
Claire: When you’re bullshitting your way through life, stupidity like that tends to arise.
Claire: When you’re bullshitting your way through life, stupidity like that tends to arise.
by E hates Q May 23, 2023
1. A mis-pronunciation of the word "Easter Eggs", but later adapted to mean a "surprise" left by an individual.
2. Any object
2. Any object
1.
Joe: Okay Pleples! Time to go find the Eager Eggs!
Kelly: What's an Eager Egg?
Melba: What Midnight left us last night on the carpet.
2.
Melba:Did you open those Eager Eggs yet?
Kelly: Nah man, I have too many eager eggs in my closet already.
Joe: Okay Pleples! Time to go find the Eager Eggs!
Kelly: What's an Eager Egg?
Melba: What Midnight left us last night on the carpet.
2.
Melba:Did you open those Eager Eggs yet?
Kelly: Nah man, I have too many eager eggs in my closet already.
by Kelly P April 24, 2007
The act of performing cunnilingus while the receiving female is menstruating, hence, her "egg" lands on your face.
Meme photo: "A real man loves his girl every day of the month" shows how real men often have to deal with egg in face, whether they like it or not.
by thteer January 16, 2013
by naughty_warwick November 01, 2013
by Original rusty egg November 11, 2015
A ferret like creature that lives amoungst you in your home. Normally drinks pints of the dark stuff (nig nog) and annoys you by never sleeping and doubling up as Rosemarie's baby
by olivia November 17, 2003