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High School

A place where you are forced to go 5 days a week (at least) for seven hours a day (at least). You are forced to sit in useless classes, like calculas and retain useless information to spit back up on a test. Instead you really should be taught things like how to pay taxes, how to have a good job interview, etc etc.
Some of the teachers are nice and understand teenagers, but most are egotistical duchebags who think their way is the ONLY way.
by rman16 October 25, 2014
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Jesus high

A wonderful, joyfilled peace and completely overwhelming sense of knowing and feeling the love of God envelope you. This often happens after meditating on God's Word/the Bible, singing praise or worship songs, or realizing and thanking God for all His goodness and the things He has carried you through. There is no better high like a Jesus high.
I used to be a pot head but then I finally quit because I got more into Jesus. He changed my life! Jesus highs are free and will not go away in Heaven! He really loves you, too, bro!
by I love rabbits January 9, 2022
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Media High

When a piece of media gets stuck in your head because of how good it is. Refers to all types of media, ranging from a book to a movie.
"Did you finish that new season? The finale gave me a total media high dude."
by John2932 December 20, 2022
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High School

Your final years of hell. Here is a rundown of how you will probably spend the next 4 years.

9th Grade: your are a freshman sounds pretty cool right? Fuck no it doesn't you are the bait. You are made to throw the seniors tray away and make way for the seniors. They claim that is senior authority.

10th Grade: You are a sophmore but still not a senior. Shit! more work and homework.

11th Grade: almost there not a senior yet but still its fucking senior authority.

12th grade: your a senior and you are thanking the Lord that are you are finally done.
by One little hellian January 18, 2017
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crap high

a mild, not very satisfying high gotten from less than potent drugs like methadone.
"He could have gotten anything he wanted--ecstasy, oxy, anything. He wouldn't have wasted his time on methadone. Methadone is a crap high."
by richard fox June 2, 2007
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High School

A place of hell and torture that teenagers are forced by law to attend five days per week. If you are ill and unable to attend, you will miss assloads of homework and you might want to commit ‘sewer slide’. If you fail a test or class, you will be mocked and bullied. Even though High School is one business week every week, you do not get paid, in fact you have to pay to attend.
Person A: “I’m so excited to attend high school next year!”

Person B: “You fucking moron.”
by gay.llama February 20, 2023
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high school

-“bitch, i have an essay due tomorrow, my friends are beefing, and i’m dead tired.”
-“that’s high school “
by notmyrealnameeeeeee April 21, 2018
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