nut nugget

When someone nuts on a guys nuts and licks it off.

"Woah nigga that done nut nugget'd that dude"

by Pepsivscoke34 January 31, 2018

dezzz nuts

A big penis that everyone sucks, and wants everyone to know that they did!

1: hey what did u do this weekend?
2: DEZZZ NUTS
3: WOW LET ME!!!

by Xz043lx December 24, 2015

African Nut

The African Nut is where a crowd of black people pull their dicks out, clamp it and violently skin their ball sacks and tip of penis with a sharp blade or knife.

Guy: yo wanna try some african nut
other Guy: sure dude sounds like a good time

by wendell chip May 30, 2018

Mystery Nut

When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.

"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."

by Noir May 11, 2018

geezer nuts

At around age 60 your testicles begin to sag to your knees and sweet profusely. Some people my think the gentleman pissed his pants but rarely the case.

Well shit.. I thought Zack pissed is pants again but it was just his dam geezer nuts. Somebody grab him a napkin.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

nut scrubber

one who sucks up to a person whos better at life

dude ur little brother is like my fuckin nut scrubber

by Sean DBOckweg July 13, 2007

sponge nut

The constriction of the nut sack due to too much addaroll or other stimulants in the system.

usually apparent when trying to peace your girl after a latenight addie.

1. "i was smashing for hours but got fuckin sponge nut and couldnt finish the job"

2. "she was playing with it for a while but couldnt get it up all the way.. thanks sponge nut.."

by bleezy baby July 23, 2009