Top Men

Code words for "I hid that shit somewhere so good, that I lost it".

Grant: "Hey bro, where's my lighter?"

Nick: "It's with Top Men."

Grant: "Who?"

Nick: "TOP...MEN..."

Grant: "You fucking lost it didn't you?"

Nick:"Yeah..."

by Falsedawn December 29, 2010

Muffin Top

Fat girl who always wears clothes that is to tight for her letting all her fat hang out. Thinking guys want to get a bite out of her side. When really no one wants to take a bite out of her fat ass.

"Is that a muffin top costume?"

"No thats just her fat"

by Jadla May 2, 2010

Top Hat

a hat worn mostly in older times, rarely seen today

"Some fag in the mall I saw today was wearing a top hat"

by Itchi July 2, 2008

Top Gun

When you were banging a girl doggy style and put a dildo in her butt and a controlling her like you're flying a jet fighter referencing the movie "top gun"

"Yo I was banging this girl doggy style last night and stuck a dildo in your butt hole and start a riding her like a fighter jet straight up gave her a "top gun"

by StraightBusiness January 26, 2015

Top Gun

Two Guys Sit Across From Each Other and Simulataneously Give Each Other Hand Jobs, like they are playing with a joystick

Hey You wanna play top gun?
I'll be Goose, you can be Maverick

by Chris Snyder February 1, 2004

Top Definition

Its something that likes to remind you that all the other definitions are shit and that this one is the best

TOP DEFINITION
Top Definition

Its something that likes to remind you that all the other definitions are shit and that this one is the best

by BreadTaken January 11, 2021

top of class

most likly a douche bag who kisses the ass of every teacher he/or she comes upon. a stuck up prick who thinks he knows every thing and trys to make him self look smart and every time boasting himself at others. you know what im talking about.

Guy1: dude i think i see someone under the teachers desk....
Guy2: what? oh. that must be the "top of class".
Guy1: hmm..no wonder we never see them in class

by mrttimmy October 8, 2008