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Shit and two make eight! 

An expression used when something unpleasant has happened, is happening or will happen. It's a fun way of saying 'o crap, for cripes sake, o man or similar'.
Ugh, I just hit her in the head with a frisbee, shit and two make eight!
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I want to make a tiger woods with her. 

I'd like to have inter-racial relations with her.
"I want to make a tiger woods with her."

I make dollars not sense 

When someone says "You don't make any sense," just say this phrase in order to be weird.
You don't make sense. I make Dollars not Sense.
I make dollars not sense by TheSeger September 5, 2009

Does this make my butt look big? 

A question asked by females looking for a compliment or an honest answer.

For black women: go with something along the lines of, "Girl, i never wanted to smack that ass as much as I want to right now"

For white women:................ good luck.
Black girl: Does this make my butt look big?
You: dam girl, can we stay home tonight?!?!

White girl: does this make my butt look big?

You: It looks firm and nice

it will make a turd 

something that you eat that does not take good, but it does not taste bad either. a very common way that military members describe the food served to them in the chow hall.
"What do you think of the stew that I made?"

"Ehh, not bad. It will make a turd."

gotta make bank 

Need to or desire to make money for some defined purpose or goal. Rent, mortgage, Aruba, kid's tuition, killer LED flat screen, night vision goggles, helicopter leasing, etc. The "earning" part of earning and burning. Usually followed by an edgey or vulgar noun. Like bro, dude, sister, chief, motha fuka, biatch. An interesting approach to making one's relative lack of funds seem more cool and hip in bro-to-bro or bro-to ho-discussions. Can be used in different tenses and forms: Make bank, made bank, making bank
Bro-to-Bro, "Yeah, I'm working this weekend man. That Cabo trip is coming up and I gotta make bank, holmes.."

Office Drone 1 : You still here dude?
Office Drone 2: Making bank, muthafuka!

Bro-to-ho, "I know you want set the date, but baby I gots to makes the bank, you hear? No ca-ching, no bling. Now get in the kitchen and make me a damn pie."
gotta make bank by Max Caffeine September 15, 2009