Log Sniper

When a guy's sperm directly lands on a pussy once he ejaculates ten feet away from said pussy
"Call me a log sniper because you're gonna have a lil bro in nine months"
by Anchovy November 30, 2022
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When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm
Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution
by Zachary O'Donnell September 28, 2023
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Grease log

A long/chunk of wood that you have been poring you're bacon grease and/or camp cooking grease on that will then later be put on the fire at the end of the camp trip. Aka the last long.
You must also chant "grease log" while the selected person places it on the fire.
Now that its the end of the camping trip its time to put on the grease log.
by Wildandschmit June 26, 2023
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haulin' a log

This pertains to someone with a penis. You can haul a log down the street, haul a log in class (if you happen to get an NRB). Mainly, anytime you are rocking a boner. Log meaning wood, haulin' meaning carrying. Thus, haulin' a log. Carrying a boner. This applies to transvestites, as some may have a penis now.
I can't stand up right now. I'm haulin' a log.

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I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
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Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.
by vineyardgecko September 04, 2015
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Log off

Another way of saying "fuck off"
Person1: log off fam
by Ebenezerscroogeswife290 January 26, 2022
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Log off

When you just did something so downbad you have to log out your accounts. Or log off your device or sum.
“NAH IT WAS A JOKE!”
“Nah you went to far Ima need you to log off for me.”
by Bracefacelaylayduh February 06, 2022
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Love log

The act of putting a finger in the anus during intercourse
The only way I can finish is when my wife gives me a love log
by Ralph loran October 19, 2021
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