Liver licking land lover

This is simply a lesbian. A lesbian that likes to eat out and dig in deep.

Hey you two, which one is the “Liver Licking Land Lover?”

by StefanieS April 16, 2018

licks the other side of the stamp

A subtle phrase to indicate that a person is believed to be gay.

Person A: "Does Michael have a girlfriend?"
Person B: "No - I think he licks the other side of the stamp."
Person A: "Ah, makes sense."

by Captain Birds Eye's Son February 10, 2021

licking out my freezer

An extremely personal act usually performed under the combined influences of booze and extreme cold.

"I'll probably be licking out my freezer till 11 or so."
"Gross, dude."

by buttercupsdan May 11, 2009

Bulldog licking piss off a thistle

A noticeable effect of being unhappy.

Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

Lick me where I shit

Another way of telling someone they can f-off

If the boss doesn't like my my idea, he can lick me where I shit.

by allbad June 23, 2005

Lick a girls pussy day

On April 5th you can lick a pussy/vagina

Nico: Hey emma
Emma: Hey Nico
Nico: guess what day it is Emma
Emma: What
Nico: national lick a girls pussy day

Today is lick a girls pussy day

by Dank member December 16, 2020

Ive Got Bigger Titties to Lick

When someone has more important things to do or someone they are more interested in.

Screw you guys, ive got bigger titties to lick right now!

Shes nice, but ive got bigger titties to lick. Like that chick over there...

by Range Master October 09, 2009