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Lemon baseball

A game while you throw an unripe lemon at someone and they are supposed to splatter the lemon all over the backyard with the wooden stick
by Townerstowners February 17, 2025
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Lemon

A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.
(long joke here)
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON
HAHAHAHAHA
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”
by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021
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Green lemon

Alondra was eating a green lemon while chugging her juice.
by ReiK March 31, 2020
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Deaf Lemon

To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .
Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.
by dirtyboy123 May 10, 2010
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Sherbet Lemon

Squeezing a lemon on your partner's dick and then sucking it off without biting their dick.
I gave my partner a sherbet Lemon last night
by Sauceygoodness March 21, 2021
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lemon squigy

Some one that is always there for you but sometimes can be stubborn. She loves shopping . She is funny nice protective of her friends and has a great sense of humor.
by Lemon this man March 30, 2017
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lemon spoon

dude she just lemon spooned me
by xsleepyz December 16, 2022
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