Quarterback Keeper

A turd that comes out of a quarterback's anus that is so big, it will not flush!

Jerry: Hey moe! Come here!

Moe: What?

Jerry: Look at my quarterback keeper in the toilet!

by Sam M. October 29, 2005

keep it halol

Muslim Boy who keeps it halol. Arslan (Muslim Boy) makes sure to have no sexual opinion on women. This is fucking annoying because he tells his friends to always keep it halol

Arslan went to a girl named Swany and 'hangs out with her' and says to his friends he really doesn't want to have a sexual opinion on women so he keep it halol.

by Sexmuffin420 October 16, 2011

keenyah

Something from Kenya, if you know what I mean... ;)

(Rapper) Dizzy Wright: "...aye hoe you wanna suck a keenyah..."

by mr4ffe October 6, 2013

The Gift That Keeps on Giving

My dick

*after the 3rd succ*
Ophelia: "Oh my, you're still very hard Johnny!"
Johnny: "You know what they say, it's the gift that keeps on giving!"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 7, 2022

keep your grass cut

Keep your grass cut means shave your pubic hair

You need to keep your grass cut at all times.

by KingxSavage January 15, 2018

Keep Rockin Superstar

a phrase a guy says after telling you that youre a great person but doesnt want to date you anymore.
Could actually be gay

"youre amazing, any guy would be lucky to have you, but i just dont think its a good idea for us to continue dating...Keep Rockin Superstar"

by finchcutie March 12, 2009

Keeping it Professional

Keeping it Professional is when two people are engaged in sexual intercourse and the dominant partner, typically the male, completely naked except his socks are still on both feet.

Stephanie and I got hot and heavy last night, but don't worry, we are keeping it professional

Are you and Jessica together?
No, I make sure we Keep it Professional every time.

by Headmunt March 19, 2014