July 4th

The best day in the world! cuz me and my baby got togeter this day lol IFLYSM baby gotom,mo,fy,fm,fin,st,sb, you know what im talking about ILY forever baby
WILL YOU MARRY ME?

We went to my brothers house for July 4th.

by hoodreezy January 14, 2008

angry 4th of july

when a male is doing a female from behind and before he cums he lifts up his arm and punches her in the nose so it bleeds then wehn she turns around all confused he jizzez in her eye then punches it to give her a black eye and forcing the jizz to splatter everywhere. red white and blue

she came over and i gave her an angry 4th of july she would never forget

by Spankanator September 19, 2008

Julie

A beautiful girl who loses her ability to sing for people until she meets a ghost band. Eventually they all become very good friends and she gets her voice back and is more confident than ever.

She eventually catches feelings for a very attractive and talented ghost named luke (we all know alex is superior)

ME: GO WATCH JULIE AND THE PHANTOMS RIGHT NOW

*people getting scared cause im yelling*

by Malfoys toothbrush November 25, 2020

July 24th

July 24th is a day where any girl with a boyfriend named James will exchange nudes with him. This shows how much they love eachother!

Today is July 24th.. James and his girlfriend are sending nudes today!

by Imjustanurbandictionaryhoe July 21, 2020

July 7

National send panties pics. You have to show boxers, thong, briefs, g-string, t-string etc. that make your ass cheeks feel sexy.

It’s almost July 7, I should wash my panties.

by Garbaragerack July 6, 2021

Oklahoma Fourth of July

The act of eating a girl out with pop-its in your mouth then attaching a firework to your dick and fucking her until it explodes. When you are finished, attach her carcass to a giant firework and send her exploding into the sky.

Friend: Why isn't Miranda at school today?
Me: Oh I gave her an Oklahoma Fourth of July last night.
Friend: Oh okay bro.

by cumblastershotrocket June 2, 2016

July 8, 2022

The day where Canadians experienced a nation-wide internet outage, causing people to flock to the nearest malls and Starbucks to use its Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to close shop for the day.

Also goes to show that Canada's internet monopoly needs to fucking die (and lower their damn prices).

Guy 1: Hey remember July 8, 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 9, 2022