Jordan 

The crustiest cream cheese complexion looking ass you will ever see. Homegirl looks like a healthy crackhead all 24 hours of the day. She shops in the old lady section of target. A typical female Jordan will never have to worry about boy problems and usually thinks their intelligence is much higher than it actually is.

Me: "Hey Jordan, are you talking to any cute boys?"
Me : "Just kidding haha"
Jordan: *cries*

Jordan by 123qasdfw45 November 1, 2018

Jordan 

14 year old dumbass

You know that girl, such a typical Jordan

Jordan by Crustyavocado December 13, 2018

Jordana

Literally the thinnest person you will ever meet. Don't date her cuz she will cheat on you with a trip hockey boi

Woah that faggot is such a jordana she's cheating on her man broski

Jordana by Thiq mac November 19, 2019

jordan higgins 

lover of justin bieber, mediocre at running,half ass dick

Jordan Higgins is a avid listener of justin bieber and is very mediocre at running and not so good at having sex more room to improve

jordan higgins by david gang May 27, 2022

Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types 

Useless, incompetent, men who are too stupid to know that women "pay the disproportionate cost for sex" which roughly translates to "are better than men". He doesn't give a shit about disaffected men and has nothing but contempt for them. Why? Let's explore."

Hym "You can tell by Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types that he REALLY doesn't like the fact that MEN control access to relationships. Women already control access to sex but that isn't good enough for him. That's why he's pushing so hard for marriage even though he knows that half of them will fail. He wants them to have control of both. You should have to PAY A PRICE for leaving his daughter. You should have to have a relationship with her to fuck her (even though, history, you just DON'T have to do that). I disagree. I think men should hold a tighter grip on their control of relationships. It's not a "Short term mating strategy". In the words of my highly sexually success friend who lives in his mothers basement AND my highly sexually successful OTHER friend who ALSO lives with his parents and sits and plays video games with me (even going as far to turn down sex to spend his birthday with me) 'I'm looking for 'the one' but, hey, if they want to throw me some ass while I search... Meh 🤷🏿 ♂️' "

Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

Jordan Peterson's Vision 

Ah! There it is! Found it! That's my unforgivable sin! I "corrupted his glorious vision"! His vision being he wanted to be a prophet. That's his vision. He wanted to be a prophet and I pointed out that when given the opportunity to actually help someone... He didn't. He dispassionately waved them off the stage. "I hope you get the help you need". That's what he said. And did the guy get it? Apparently not.

Hym "There it is! THEEEEEERE IT IS! I corrupted Jordan Peterson's vision. He wanted to be a prophet and considered one of the greatest thinkers of our generation but (unfortunately for him) he is neither of those things! And now he wants to take from me the things I want to be (or what he thinks I want to be) by denying reality and living a lie. And it's funny too because he IS kind of being heralded as a prophet BUT it's corrupted by the fact that he now has been made aware of the fact that he's full of shit. So, he's getting what he wants but it's a falsehood. I'm like the retard that fucked his co-workers! He's like ME! He's doing his little Jordan Peterson thing (like I was) and I'm fucking all his whore co-workers. I'm glad I treated the retard and the whores the way I did because apparently I was right to do that. Which means... RIGHT AGAIN! CAPTAIN ALWAYS RIGHT! THE RIGHTEST RIGHTY TO EVERY RIGHT! OR WRITE! THE RIGHTEST WRITER! THAT'S ME!" 😁👈

Jordan Peterson's Vision by Hym Iam March 17, 2023

jordan 

the sweetest girl you will meet.she is short and half chinese. really likes guys and is super pretty.

Jordan is my coolio friend.

jordan by liufhilurghuiffvhn May 13, 2012