Indy Jones

If you meet a person whose first initial is D and their last name is Jones, don't get inside of them or something amazing will happen.

"If your first initial was D and your last name was Jones, if I ever got inside you, then I would be in D Jones (Indy Jones)!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023

zara jones

lolz is an theater kid and has a massive crush on movie kids and loves grapes

oh that zara jones

by sussyamogusboy June 29, 2022

The Jones

UNATTRACTIVE! Usually quite hefty with messed up ganely teeth. Breath usually reminds people of a horses unwiped anus. Is characterised by lack of interest in her reproductive organs unless it is for a pity fuck. Usually single, if in a relationship it WILL not last work more than 3 to 4 weeks. Highly uneducated, low class, usually has a crappy job, will never progress in society. Face resembles bigfoots asshole.

Man i was so drunk last night i ended up wakin up with a bad case of the Jones

by Young JIZZA October 15, 2009

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

Owen Jones

The lord and savour of Greggs, Super popular with the ladies and has the drip

Person 1: “I went to greggs today”
Person 2: “No way you must have met Owen Jones”

by Joeslefttoenail March 25, 2022

Pulling A Jon Jones

When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.

After A long day at work, my friend told me he was Pulling A Jon Jones,

by lugfh 56 January 21, 2025

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025