johnathans

Wheels, that some people call rims (or rimz) they are in fact fake (replicas) cheaply made garbage. Usually installed on stock Nissan altimas or equivelents

Oh boy, would you look at those johnathans on that Altima

by The psychiatrist September 3, 2020

johnathan le

The 5 year old famous brother of Micheal Le.

Yo who is Micheal Le’s brother? Oh yeah bro it’s Johnathan Le.

by Lilcoffeebean September 9, 2020

Johnny

A buddy

Hey Johnny, buddy!

by microwavesGoMMMM September 17, 2020

johnny trombone

Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.

I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.

Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?

by SquatchIt September 23, 2020

Johnny Nelson

Johnny Nelson is the biggest company man in the history of sports. He reads from a Sky Sports or Matchroom script every time he performs an interview and is practically a puppet for the Hearn family. He is quite literally the dumbest man to ever talk about boxing minus maybe Chris Mannix

Jacob: Did you see the new Johnny Nelson interview on iFL TV?
Ruiz: yes, Johnny Nelson is a proper brown nose company man

by matchroomfanboy October 8, 2020

Johnny Ass Pops

When your thicc ass pops. You may get moody and get mood swings after.

Awe dammit, I got the Johnny ass pops again!

by Mr.Hitler_mushu October 10, 2020

Johnny 5

Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!

Look over there its Johnny 5, in the garbage can.

by Tweekachew October 12, 2020