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Jason

Jason is unbreakably strong
Loyal
Takes pride in blunt honesty
Quick to anger
Not to be fucked with
Intensely Patriotic
Would find no greater honor than to lay down his life for America

Teach him his job & you'll find none better
Enjoys hard work
Insists on doing it right

Incapable of beatin round the bush
Direct to the point
Brutally honest
Be careful what you ask, you may not want the answer
He knows you know he's right
Doesn't know the meaning of tact

Distrustful of strangers
Let him get to know you, and he'll throw obscene jokes. He won't respect you if you can't dish it back

The worst thing you can do is endanger someone who he loves. You'll feel pain

A true Jason says eating pussy is the main event of sex. Once he starts, he won't stop. It's for his pleasure not yours
Jason will make you cum by doing things you don't know are possible, and come back for more
His appetite for pussy is insatiable. He's aggressive but gentle
If you ask Jason to come over you need to be ready for him to pull down your pants gorge himself and walk away belching in appreciation. It won't be long before he asks for seconds

A true Jason loves all women but he prefers blondes
He loves the Elsa Jean/Kenzie Taylor type who looks like Barbie come to life
Even though he knows he can't ever have one

Jasons are always simple but misunderstood by those looking for things that aren't there
You'll always know where you stand with Jason cause he'll tell you in no uncertain terms
Girl 1: Who is that ASSHOLE? He's so blunt and direct. It's very jarring. And he's being deliberately rude!
Girl 2: That's Jason. You just have to get used to him.
Girl 3: He's also slightly probing you. Testing to see if you're a whiney cunt with thin skin.
Girl 1: He needs to lighten up!
Girls 2 and 3 together: You'll be sorry if he hears you say that!
Girl 2: If he finds out that he offends you, he will take pleasure in continuing to do so without end until you avoid him forever
Girl 3: Yeah. He hates everybody and prefers solitude so he pushes everyone away with everything he's got.
Girl 2: He's not really sadistic. He just hates softies.
by DeplorableNo1 December 12, 2021
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Jason

Jason Is the type of guy that thinks he’s good at sekiro but he’s not
Oh Yeah “Jason” Yeah he sucks at Sekiro.
by SoTheOneisOnebutOns November 7, 2019
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Jason Warm

A slightly more comfortable temperature than 'Luke Warm'
Guy 1: How's the pool bro?

Guy 2: It's Jason Warm now but earlier only Luke Warm
by Skinnymaster May 31, 2022
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Jason

You are Jason.
by Notatallnevereverhannah December 14, 2024
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Jason

adam: who’s that thick boy with no hair

kenzie: that’s just Jason
by ppdestroyer_718 November 22, 2021
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Jason

Da GOAT
by Gdydhdhhdyd November 7, 2022
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Jason Donervan

A kebab shop located primarily within Clifton Triangle. This takeaway is a staple of Bristolian night life and has been running for around 24 years (2022). On 5th March 2022, Jason Donovan visited the Jason Donervan with Andi Peters on Live TV. This event happened on Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway.
"Did you watch Saturday Night Takeaway?"
"Nah"
"Jason Donovan visited the Jason Donervan near us!"
by spdat November 4, 2022
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