Civil Air Patrol

The AUXILIARY of the United States Air Force. The Civil Air Patrol performs many missions including Search and Rescue, Disaster Relief and Aerospace Education. The Civil Air Patrol also had ground teams for search and rescue, and average 100 lives saved a year.

The Civil Air Patrol also has the largest fleet of single-engine aircraft in the world, complex VHF-FM and HF-SSB radio systems that allow for interoperabily with navy, air force, marine corps, coast guard, as well as disater relief organizations such as the red cross, FEMA, etc.

The Civil Air Patrol is a national asset that at least does something useful, unlike the ROTC.
CAP owns you.
by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003
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Cincinnati Air-Freshener

To fart in an enclosed space subject to traffic and quickly leave, with no one recognizing the culprit.
First defined by online cartoonist Drew (of the Toothpaste for dinner series)
I left a Cincinnati Air-Freshener in the elevator right before I got out.
by DougWL January 14, 2006
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air time

What retards have before smashing there dicks on a pole.
Retard: BrO WATch ThIS SiCC TrICC
Me: Dude your going to hurt yourself.

Retard: nO Im NOwT. WatCh DiS AiR TiME. (Jumps and then smashes his dick on a pole) OOF
Me: Tsk. Idiot.
by rap music is shit July 26, 2019
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raw air

air that is left in the chamber of a bong after its been hit
man clean out that raw air before you hand me the bong next time
by Paul Rainer February 19, 2006
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air whale

an obese person who says they eat very little but never lose weight because in reality they are eating high calorie foods like potato chips,candy and 2 liters of regular soda a day
"But Dr. I only eat 800 calories a day-- why can't I lose weight? I've never been this heavy in my life"

DR.: "You aren't heavy your'e morbidly obese at 5'1" and 450 lbs. I think you are an air whale"
by CrazyDoc J .5 February 09, 2009
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Air Biscuit

When an individual farts in another individuals face. Usually accompanied by another, holding the victim down.Usually done while one is sleeping.
Last night you got Air Biscuited like 5000 times!
by THomas Joy January 07, 2007
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Air Force Juans

Knockoff Nike Air Force One's made in Mexico, we're talking some 3rd world country sweatshop shit.
"Hey man, did you see the new exchange student's kicks. Decent colours. What model are those??"

- "Dude, the reason you've never seen those colours before are because those are the Nike Air Force Juans. The kid literally just jumped the border in those bad boys."
by The.Dman March 03, 2011
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