Platonic Ear Sex

That feeling when their voice does things to your brain.. and you're more turned on by conversation than you would be if the words were tainted by sex.

Person to Person they like to talk to and like: "Y'know, I look forward to the powerful effect of platonic ear sex when I know I'll be talking to you."

by ICantWord December 08, 2016

ear syphilis

Syphilis of the Ear Canal

Yo he got Ear Syphilis

by ConcaveAbyss608 January 23, 2018

Small Ears

Adj. A insult used against someone who never answers you, or just simply can't hear you. It is not an extreme insult it's a light insult.

Watch this: "HEEY LUUKEEE"
no response
Luke is small ears he ignores everyone.

by Squadalized November 17, 2017

Ear thumping

The act of having sex with ones gages, making a noise that sounds like thumping.

I just got new gages today and my boyfriend is so excited to finally try ear thumping

by Babyseatbananas February 14, 2018

Dumbo ears

Floppy ears.

He/she has dumbo ears.

by The Original Agahnim October 04, 2021

Ear Pedo

Ear pedo is when you hear something that you don’t want to hear.

If James heard a bad or an annoying noise, he would say ear pedo.

by Oh yes daddy😂 February 02, 2021

Ear bitch

A person who can silently stay supportive in your earbuds/headphones or converse while you go about your day, providing love and luck.

My ear bitch is talking, hold on!

by Mama2toAs April 24, 2024