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Hipster Douche

Repetitive.
Anyone claiming to be "a hipster" that thinks there is a difference between a hipster and a douche as if there's anything to love about hipsters. Or douches.
That guy is such a hipster douche. He gives hipsters a bad name.
by mbradleyc August 11, 2018
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hipster manipulation

Many things throughout history and in our daily lives have been at one point influenced by hipster manipulation one way or another. Be it laws that have come into effect or lies we are told by those in power so people will believe they are true.

When the media and news outlets try to sensationalise a fad, before most people have even heard of it. News outlets will sometimes use hipster manipulation to try and start a fad by falsly claiming that everyone is doing it. It's like a form of peer pressure when someone makes the broad generalisation that all of the kids are doing it.

Some news outlets have been known to create fake news stories in order to claim that they were the first to report on it.

Many times in order to get a viral trend started, a person or company will try to create the illusion that everyone who has not yet heard about it is late to the party.

Many companies and industries will lobby for changes to manipulate the publics view on things or what becomes into law. As a dishonest way of making profits.

"Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."
John Elrichman - White House Domestic Affairs Advisor 1969-1973

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Look up Harry J. Anslinger

"When in 2012 Tide Pods launched, these jokes about people eating them existed - but in small niches and never spoken about publicly because admittedly it is very weird."

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Noone had heard of the new viral challenge until the media used hipster manipulation and then it was on everyones mind.
by Internet Friend January 23, 2019
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Hipsterical

Adj. When an hipster goes hysterical. Or someone who goes hysterical in a hipster way. Or a hipster who goes hipster while being hysterical. Blend the things and ... da-daaaan you've got an hipsterical person
"Stop yelling you hipsterical beatch! I'm trying to forget..."
"Who?"
"Your existence, now gtfo"
by Impooldead June 13, 2016
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Hipster

Most likely named Ryan. Someone who is always chirping, drinks out of mason jars, his whole identity is based around skating or surfing because it is "So rad dude. The man can't define me."
Watch me kickflip while drinking out of my mason jar. I'm so hipster!
by TheSurfBroski January 19, 2023
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hipster

an individual who defines themself by what they're not instead of who they are
that hipster is so afraid to just live that they reject everything and act like they're better for it
by ihrindaria April 11, 2023
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Pinocchio Hipster

Someone who is in the state of being "basic", or is classified as such, yet longs to be a "hipster." Like Pinocchio longed to be a real boy, these Pinocchio-Hipsters long to be real hipsters. Yet no matter how hard they try, how hard they grunge, or how tight their jeans are... they are doomed to be "basic," forever.
Cate longed to become hipster, but she was basic to the core. Like a giraffe in a duck costume, this Pinocchio Hipster wasn't fooling anyone.
by dontcallmeredscarfranks July 18, 2014
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