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Hipsters

Pretencious assholes who feels special by trying to act, and dress more important and knowledgble then other people. When infact 90% of the time is nothing but a poser and vapid as all hell. typically live in the "downtown" areas of cities and extremely unfriendly. Have meaningless tattoos for shock value. Wear recycled or vintage clothing, because buying something new is too mainstream. Or shop at overpriced stores like urban outfitters. Have glasses they don't even need, too appear intellectual. Listen to God awful music by undiscovered artists. And have a hobby such as knitting, being vegan, writing, or making terrible art. Mostly unlikable obnoxious people who arnt half as cool as they think they are.
Today I went to Williamsburg and saw fifty hipsters who looked exactly the same. Shocking
by keephating7 June 8, 2015
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Hipster

People who apparently don't know that google exists.
Person 1: "I like this one band..... but, you know, you've probably never heard of them."

Person 2: "Don't be such a hipster, man. Gimme five seconds and a phone and I'll have heard of them."
by deathsbinky December 1, 2014
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Co-op of Hipsters

The collective noun used to describe a group of hipsters.

When more than 2 or more hipsters gather together, often to listen to vintage records or to play SNES, transcending those inferior to themselves, and enter an almost ethereal, other worldly state of existence.
"Tony walked into the plaid shirt store and noted the co-op of hipsters in the corner, they regarded him with a transcendant arrogance, not uncommon from their kind."
by Dr. Ick February 14, 2017
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Hipster

Someone who claims to know a lot about music/art while having little to no interest and very very little understanding of it & the associated communities. Basically a fake ass fucker who acts like an elitist know-it-all but they have no really interest in it and use this fake interest to leverage their social standing (aka just to look better than everyone else).

Synonymous with poseur.
Patrick's such a hipster. He says he listens to Alcest but he doesn't even know what genre the band is.
by Alianora Cain August 25, 2019
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Hipster

A hipster is anyone who lives in Fitzroy, Brunswick or Northcote. No one living in South Yarra, they are not hipsters.
Example A: "Wow look at that hipster, they must live in Fitzroy!"

Example B: "Wow look at them, they must live in South Yarra! They're not a hipster. That's a gucci bag."
by BKMHT July 1, 2019
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hipster tryhard

A hipster tryhard is a person that tries hard to be a hipster, by shopping at indie shops even if they don't like the clothes just to be hipster.
"i got this top from a backstreet shop in town, cause you know, topman is way too mainstream"
"hipster tryhard!"
by jcritch2000 April 13, 2014
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Hipster

The American and more widespread strain of what was once known as the 'Shoreditch/Hoxton Twat', The 'London Wanker', the Scenester, the Trendy, The Trustafarian, The Urban Hippy, The Dickhead.

Immortalised by the comedy series 'Nathan Barley' and satirical song 'Being A Dickhead's Cool'.

They suffer the Dunning-Kruger effect as they think they're enlightened because they only socialise with sycophantic idiots with exactly the same 'centre-left' opinions on everything, braying and spluttering, and who work in the same industries (if they have ever worked) but are are too stupid to realise how unenlightened and unlettered they are.
Hipster: Yah my favourite book is , like Catcher in the Rye? It really sopeaks to my soul about how everyone is such a phoney.
Adult; What a fucking hipster.
by Max Biggins October 9, 2020
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