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fruit booter

an 'aggressive inliner'...wtf...a sad excuse for a human being...
Fruit booters need to get out of the fucking skatepark. Fruit booters are people who tried skating and just couldn't cut it.
by candace April 14, 2003
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Dragon Fruit

A very decorative yet regretfully bland fruit originating from asian countries such as vietnam.

Underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. Though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. But sadly no taste.

Guy 1: "Hay look at this"

Guy 2: "What ?"

Guy 1: "its called Dragon Fruit, it looks well mad"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah hows it taste then ?"

Guy 1: "Bit shit actuly, like nothing on earth"
by RUDDY JAM BUTTY October 23, 2011
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Fruitcake

To blow your load on a girl (or guys face) and then throw a handful of fruity pebbles at them is to perfom a "fruitcake."
"Dude the other night, I was skull fucking this random chick and when I was ready to nut, I gave her a fruitcake!"
by Captain Super Nuts April 5, 2007
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Pressed Fruit Bowl

Someone spreads the cheeks of the butt against a piece of glass (i.e. a window) and proceeds to poop... it will flare out and look like a bowl of brown fruit that's been pressed against the glass
I was at a stop light and the woman next to me kept staring, so I dropped my drawers and showed her a pressed fruit bowl
by IIxHoLLiStEr7xII May 13, 2005
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fruita

Spanish for "fruit" used to refer to a gay male
He looks like such a fruita.
by bangem June 17, 2003
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fruitbasket

(n). A gathering of two or more flamboyantly homosexual males.
It was difficult for us to enter the Gucci store as there was a large fruitbasket obstructing the entrance.
by K. Casey May 19, 2006
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fruit

-verb: to ejaculate

-pronunciation key {fru-ít}

-alternate forms (fruote, fruiting, fruits)

-nominal form: fruition
"When I saw that hot girl on the bus, I thought I was going to fruit my pants"

"I've got fruition stains all over my sheets"
by John Tinsley December 9, 2008
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