tight foreskin

Gay dave

Gay Dave has a tight foreskin

by Valhalla May 26, 2020

pulling a mexican foreskin

The act of craking open a beer mid waterfall with the intention of continuing to chug.

The waterfall was going so long, i ended up pulling a mexican foreskin to avoid breaking the stream.

by Turnbuckle42 March 5, 2016

Kalib’s Foreskin

Kalib’s foreskin is based on a Character named Kalib who is an Ogre that’s above 6ft and has a very small foreskin.

Kalib’s Foreskin is so dirty omg.

by omathen April 29, 2020

Scars and Stripes Forever

In 2020, a patriotic march for a wounded nation.

A version of Stars and Stripes Forever, a piece which in show business was historically called "the Disaster March". When theaters and circuses had house bands, this march was a code signaling a life-threatening emergency. Except for impending disaster, circus bands never played the tune under any circumstances

July 4th approaching, feeling America at a moment of life-threatening disaster, he found himself whistling Scars and Stripes Forever, hoping it would not be forever, that our national fortunes would improve.

by Monkey's Dad July 1, 2020

Can't see the forest through the trees.

This term means someone is so simple minded that they can't figure out the simplest problems. Their minds are like great big empty voids of any kind of logical thought. This is why even though the can see the trees their simple minds can't grasp that's the forest.

Ray : Did you see that guy trying to change his flat tire, it took him an at least an hour.

Tony :That guy can't see the forest through the trees.

by TV CAR March 29, 2010

ForestImps

King of you all!

All hail ForestImps

by :D July 26, 2003

dork forest

A group of dorky, stupid, or senseless people.

Did you see those idiots throw their trash out the car window? They must come from the dork forest.

by danmcq July 6, 2008