Cry by shooting

Driving at an aggressive pace and masturbating out of the car window while crying about your ex blowing your best friend.

At 3pm on Saturday twelve innocent bystanders were gursomely shot all over by a senseless cry by shooting

by Chiefos December 16, 2019

Shooting Webs

Ukasyah means Spider in arabic
So everytime Ukasyah jacks off, he is basically Shooting Webs

Hamzah: Wtfuck you doing

Ukasyah: Shooting Webs
Hamzah: *Opens Mouth* AAAAA

by kikimak July 1, 2023

Shoot kid

The chill kid in the back of the class who honestly dont give a fuck

"Oh so you a shoot kid?"

by Who is chu? July 18, 2021

The Trump Shooting

the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up

the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much

trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy

by chuld molester July 20, 2024

Misdemeanor Shooting

A non fatal, almost consensual, shooting that occurs where subjects involved miraculously have not seen, heard, or know anything about it. Nor are they worried about any subsequent events following.

Darn, this is basically a Misdemeanor Shooting.

by ASeriousGuy December 17, 2023

Shooting Yolks

To ejaculate

Damn, that ass was phat! I was shooting yolks in 5 minutes!

by whale358 August 9, 2023

SHOOT ME

When someone is being held at gunpoint but they won’t take the gunman seriously daring them to shoot him.

Craig: Run me them pockets fool **pulls out gun**
Isaiah: Shoot me bitch, you ain’t bout it. Think you a man? Show me!
Craig: ** Puts away gun then walks away**

by ZuiyOTF47 July 20, 2022