by Blaz3iken January 20, 2021
Get the Evanmug. When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.
by Smells like trout August 14, 2024
Get the The dirtiest Evanmug. as a huge sense of humor and is VERY forgetful. goofy and can make inappropriate jokes and times. he is athletic and doesn't use his common sense at times either. he likes to play video games and can be quite lazy but isn't out of shape.
by 6ix 9in April 16, 2019
Get the Evanmug. A tall guy with a hot deep voice.
by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018
Get the Evan Gramcrackermug. by jeff15555 September 11, 2020
Get the Pulling an evanmug. a chad who always bugs everyone around them to read/watch/play their current interest and likes being insulted and says they have a big dick
also a shinji kinnie in denial
also a shinji kinnie in denial
by CATGIRLCHUU February 3, 2021
Get the evanmug. Evan is a crackhead:) He’s full of energy and easy to get along with from the start.Once you meet Evan you’ll never want to talk to anyone again but him. He always shows compassion, love, and respect to the people he cares about. If your not friends… with Evan what are you doing??? Evan’s one of those boys that are 90’s fine. Like real handsome and rare, he just catches your attention from the moment he walks in the room… he’s hella smart and far from shy, he’s the exact opposite. He uses lots of eye contact when your talking to him, and he smiles a lot, it’s super easy to fold, and he makes you feel like your in a dream when talking to him. When you hug someone like Evan you’ll feel small, safe, secure and in your own world like no one else is around but just you two. When people call him a crackhead believe it! He will literally argue with anyone about any topic, especially football. Evan is a real big football fan. And he stand on BIDNESS. He’s the type of guy that makes a girl feel like they don’t have to have their guard up all the time. If he notices somethings wrong, he’ll fix it. Need to talk? Talk to Evan. He articulates things well, he’s God fearing and never makes you feel judged. ALWAYS feel comfortable around him. And make sure you treat him the same. Otherwise he’ll cut you off and act like you don’t exist. My advice is, if you meet an Evan keep him, he’s definitely the boy of your dreams. And be patient and take care of him like he will do for you.
by Chrisean rock November 21, 2023
Get the Evan (bugg)mug.