dipping eggs

The dankest fucking kind of eggs in the world. i.e. over easy eggs

My grandma used to make the dopest dipping eggs in the world.

by Vallers January 21, 2018

Boomer egg

When a young person is experiencing balding and is acting with boomer rage, thus resulting in him looking like an egg

Omg guys Tobi is such a boomer egg

by JRosey October 26, 2020

Burnt Eggs

The act of burning eggs whilst attempting to cook a nutritious protein filled meal after banging out an insanity session oushhhhh

Adam made burnt eggs

by Fit bitch August 6, 2017

royal egg

Cracking an egg in someone's ass, then fucking them so hard it scrambles

I totally gave Stephanie a Royal Egg on Saturday

by TheRoyalEgg March 23, 2017

Rotten egg

A closeted trans person or unaware egg who is transphobic to armour that closet. This is how Haggard’s Law applies to transphobes too.

Alice: Bob is the most obvious rotten egg ever. He can’t even go 5 seconds without emphasising his transphobia.
Claire: When you’re bullshitting your way through life, stupidity like that tends to arise.

by E hates Q May 23, 2023

egg salad

If eggs are within a body cavity, get smashed and expelled, the eggs come out looking like egg salad. Usually involved in novelty pornography.

"I was watching that porno and those eggs came out like egg salad."

by Julactus February 11, 2017

egg nog

A ferret like creature that lives amoungst you in your home. Normally drinks pints of the dark stuff (nig nog) and annoys you by never sleeping and doubling up as Rosemarie's baby

Hey Egg Nog - keep your evil anits to yourself you Nig Nog loving coon!

by olivia November 17, 2003