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Egg in face

The act of performing cunnilingus while the receiving female is menstruating, hence, her "egg" lands on your face.
Meme photo: "A real man loves his girl every day of the month" shows how real men often have to deal with egg in face, whether they like it or not.
by thteer January 15, 2013
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eggs in a basket

a homosexual practice involving resting ones testicles on the testicles of another, usually in a non-sexual circumstance.
My boyfriend and I were watching tv together in the nude, so we put our eggs in a basket.
by MyNewBoyfriend September 8, 2011
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Boomer egg

When a young person is experiencing balding and is acting with boomer rage, thus resulting in him looking like an egg
Omg guys Tobi is such a boomer egg
by JRosey October 26, 2020
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Crimson Egg

A plot device so no single person can be blamed as the villain in the Dream SMP that grows questionable herbs.
by ICantMakeCreativeMemes February 9, 2021
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Runny Egg

Where a man cracks an egg and pors the yolk down a Womens Vag, He then sticks his finger in her and Sters and swishes it around as fast as he can until the women is moaning very loud and squirts in the egg mixture. Then he will proceed to take a straw and drink it out of her while sticking his finger up her ass.
Yo i gave my girl a Runny Egg, last night it was fun.
by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021
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Rotten egg

A closeted trans person or unaware egg who is transphobic to armour that closet. This is how Haggard’s Law applies to transphobes too.
Alice: Bob is the most obvious rotten egg ever. He can’t even go 5 seconds without emphasising his transphobia.
Claire: When you’re bullshitting your way through life, stupidity like that tends to arise.
by E hates Q May 23, 2023
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egg nog

A ferret like creature that lives amoungst you in your home. Normally drinks pints of the dark stuff (nig nog) and annoys you by never sleeping and doubling up as Rosemarie's baby
Hey Egg Nog - keep your evil anits to yourself you Nig Nog loving coon!
by olivia November 17, 2003
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