Edwards

A twilight loving, Cars ( the movie hater), won’t watch OBX even if you’ll rewatch it with her, British boy loving, bitty.

Man that Edwards needs to respect Cars (the movie lolz).

by bittyboo April 14, 2021

Edward Cullen

He sparkles.Thinks sleeping is fascinating.Is a vampire

Edward Cullen is creepy

by Potterhead020 April 28, 2021

Edward

A high maintenance individual who includes a minimum 12.5 unnecessary additions to his coffee drink. Is typically seen on his daily commute from Starbucks to Dunkin Donuts. Baristas beware.

Barista: "What can we get for you today?"

Edward: "I would like a venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar–free syrup, extra shot, extra honey, a dash of cinnamon, light ice, no whip..."

by comenerbyvote May 3, 2021

Edwardo

Edwardo, a king of all kings. Born for greatness, he has a presence that captivates an entire room. He is neither the main character nor the villain, he is the entire show. Edwardo is naturally gifted at everything, sports, games, cooking, fighting, etc. he will always succeed. To an Edwardo, the word failure is nonsense because they don’t make mistakes, they make decisions.

Bro did you see that ?!?! That guy is a total Edwardo, he just nailed that on the first try !

by ChessNMac May 13, 2021

Edwardian

The time after the victorian era. Some say 1900 to 1909, but i think of it as 1900 to 1918, after 1918, things started going to shit.

"Remeber back in edwardian times when prostitution was legal and we could still court a woman for marrige?" "Yeah we really lived"

by Bitchidontneedyou May 13, 2021

edward 40 loco hands

Edward 40 Loco hands is when you tape a 40 on one hand and a 4 loco on the other and have to drink it in under 15 minutes or you get punched in the face!

Hey bro why did you get knocked out! bruhhhh i couldnt make it 15 minutes in edward 40 loco hands!🤢

by firefighting dictonary June 15, 2021

Edward Cullen

The act of eating someone out on their period while in a vampire costume, storing the blood in your mouth, and then letting it leak out of your mouth like a vampire. Traditionally done as a fun festive activity on Halloween.

“Dude, that costume party your girl threw was epic!”
“Yeah, I gave her an Edward Cullen after the fact”

by sex haver June 19, 2021