Lucky Dick

A state of existence whereby a male that is able to get laid and score pussy with seemingly little to no effort. Really can't explain why or how it happens, it just does.

Roger is the biggest lucky dick I know. That dude is always fuckin some new chick.

I must have had lucky dick last night st the club cause I picked up two sluts and banged em both.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Dick discipline

The act of men not engaging in sexual activities even when the opportunity is there.

'She undressed herself and tried to seduce me. My dick discipline was strong and I walked away.'

by rsndomuserr November 6, 2022

dick skap

To ejaculate upon your partner while slapping your junk against the side of their face.

Derived from: "Dick Slap" and "Skeet"

Person A: Dude, why's your face all red and hair all gelled up?
Person B: Fred totally dick skapped me last night. He ruined my hair and my headboard.
Person A: What's Fred's number again?

by chunky_the_blowfish January 5, 2012

Dick tag

Large skin hanging off a cock (penis,wang ect.)

I was going hard with my mans Timmy when suddenly I felt a large “dick tag” scrapping the inner-walls of my putang

by Haylson meateater August 5, 2018

Dick Trumpet

An obnoxious individual with a swollen ego and a bad case of verbal diarrhoea.

I hear that Donald Trump's wig is made from the shaved pelt of the magical lion Aslan. It has a mystical power that turns the wearer into a complete and utter dick trumpet

by Noddy VanWinkle May 23, 2016

Offensive Dick

When a dick is so erect that it becomes an offensive machine, quickly but swiftly having intercourse with an nearby women or men.

"Today I got an Offensive Dick"

by Dino Marcockass March 1, 2018

dick sundae

When you put Carmel whip cream and chocolate syrup on your dick and you have your significant other lick/suck it off

Dude you gotta try a Dick Sundae it's a great snack for your girl

by Dick sun dae September 18, 2013