David-esque

adj. Of or relating to the facial characteristics of the Statue of David.

Hey, look at that guy over there with the Nor-Cal shirt on, he's David-esque!

by DooDooButter March 11, 2008

David Ronaldson

Queer freak who touches kids and likes to eat toenails for dinner

You’re a David ronaldson

by Kyshehe123 November 03, 2019

David Jennings

A normal teacher. Just kind of average. Nothing great. Nothing Special.

Who is your teacher?? O i have David Jennings.

by Mr. Potato boy kid man May 12, 2011

David Blained

Getting very very drunk to the point that you almost die but just about don't.

Man, I'm gonna get David Blained tonight!!

by cat23010 October 18, 2009

david mazza

the fattest man on earth

david mazza, david, mazza

by SyxxIsGod January 17, 2009

Depressed David

A hipster American white male who calls himself a creative but is actually self involved, self-absorbed, self serious. Most likely lives in Brooklyn, Astoria or East Village. Also have one intense hobby (such as bikes, craft beer, art haus film or photography)

He’s such a depressed David, all he wants to talk about is himself and his bike collection.

by Bitchlee January 20, 2018

little david

A little rambunctious brat who watches Ryan's toys review all of the time. He will demolish your candy. If you have a son named David while he's a toddler you would need a lot of patience with him. Good luck.

Man little David is really hyper.

by TeenKnows December 21, 2016