David Jones

An awesome snowboarding YouTuber who shredded the gnar in his acl. So he started making Fingerboard video's. Also good in surfing and skating. Also is from New Zealand, he likes studio ghibli so that means he is a weeb.

Yo did you watch David Jones new video?
Do you mean the store?
No the other guy.

by Matteo is cool at chess September 7, 2020

Depressed David

A hipster American white male who calls himself a creative but is actually self involved, self-absorbed, self serious. Most likely lives in Brooklyn, Astoria or East Village. Also have one intense hobby (such as bikes, craft beer, art haus film or photography)

He’s such a depressed David, all he wants to talk about is himself and his bike collection.

by Bitchlee May 3, 2018

David Katzman

A really attractive boy, sometimes an asshole. Most have their hearts in the right place. DK's tend to be oblivious to those who they effect and what goes on around them and can take things for granted, but try really hard to do the right thing and be sweetheart. Judaism is a common trait among them.

"Dude, my boyfriend just totally skipped out on our date. What a David Katzman"

"yeah, but at least he apologized"

by Crunchatizemecaptn August 22, 2011

david mazza

the fattest man on earth

david mazza, david, mazza

by SyxxIsGod January 16, 2009

David Ronaldson

Queer freak who touches kids and likes to eat toenails for dinner

You’re a David ronaldson

by Kyshehe123 November 3, 2019

little david

A little rambunctious brat who watches Ryan's toys review all of the time. He will demolish your candy. If you have a son named David while he's a toddler you would need a lot of patience with him. Good luck.

Man little David is really hyper.

by TeenKnows December 21, 2016

david mitchell

Let me be the first to congratulate you on your decision to join the Mitchellian fandom, a noble step in the right direction towards a life of shortcomings and concessions. You may be thinking, in fact I know you are thinking, "I don't want to join this ridiculous cult " Let's be honest lad, who does?
(Not to be confused with David Cameron)

Lee: Look at James he just got totally rejected by that girl
Rob: And look at 'im now! Getting ready to throw himself off the Brooklyn bridge
Vince: Lad pulled a David Mitchell, that's for sure. What a unit.

by I. C. Depipol March 8, 2019