Dan Petcash Syndrome

Dan Petcash Syndrome affects men who are small bodied and minded. They lack the ability to articulate themselves and cannot speak in coherent sentences. He is quite literally mentally challenged, and unfortunately there is no cure. Dan Petcash who the syndrome is named after is still alive living well in complete ignorance and bliss. He is able to say one word “turk” and smiles right afterwards.

Bro 1: Woah that dude has D.P.S (Dan Petcash syndrome)

Bro 2: Totally dude

Dan Petcash: TURK

by Doctor Shmigoo January 14, 2020

Dan Michelow

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Omg Dan Michelow you sexy

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Violently shoving your hand in lube and fisting someone called Rossi

I saw Steven do a dirty dan

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Dan Kills

Going assassin mode, but only when your fellow comrades have been already executed.

Guess who's alive. "go ahead and get your Dan Kills"

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Dan the man

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Dan : hola chicas

Surf instructor: open your ass

Dan the man a man of all

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I became impotent after watching a Dan Bell video.

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Dan Klim

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Dan klim has completely wasted my time and cannot be trusted!

by UncleSteven February 14, 2019