"Is Fletch coming to the beach?"
"Yep."
"I thought he was a red knob, won't he get burnt?"
"No, he's a day walker"
"Yep."
"I thought he was a red knob, won't he get burnt?"
"No, he's a day walker"
by 5jj6kj June 23, 2007
Get the day walkermug. by Family Jew July 26, 2018
Get the Hump daymug. Nerd #1: Hey, did you know that the first 50 digits of pi are 3.141 592 6535 8979 323 84 6264 3383 2795 0288 4197 169 3993 751?
Nerd #2: Shut up, I know the first 1,000. Try it next pi day.
Nerd #2: Shut up, I know the first 1,000. Try it next pi day.
by mw23224 July 20, 2008
Get the pi daymug. Marci Day is a special celebration that by coincidence coincides with a particular phase of the moon. Ancient tradition places Marci Day whenever the moon is neither full nor new but somewhere in between. The history of Marci day is dubious yet noble. It inspires people of all creeds, species, and food preference to dine out, stay in, and just give in to all sorts of pleasures. The giving of small gifts of appreciation is not discouraged on Marci Day nor is the ignition of displays of pyrotechnics.
Joe: "What are you doing for Marci Day?"
Moe: "I'm going out and getting hammered and exposing myself in public, what about you?"
Joe: "I'm going celebrate with dancing around an aluminum pole, an airing of greivances, and feats of strength!"
Moe: "I'm going out and getting hammered and exposing myself in public, what about you?"
Joe: "I'm going celebrate with dancing around an aluminum pole, an airing of greivances, and feats of strength!"
by Stymie August 15, 2006
Get the Marci Daymug. See you later, see you tomorrow, see you soon, see you never, see you in a bit.
Used to indicate that you will see the person later.
From "The Weekenders," a cartoon show where the main character would say it at the end of every show.
Used to indicate that you will see the person later.
From "The Weekenders," a cartoon show where the main character would say it at the end of every show.
by Inferno Reign August 9, 2005
Get the Later Daysmug. by mave73 December 2, 2009
Get the Banksgiving Daymug. A guy was watching over his kid for nightly prayers.
The kid says, "Goodnight mommy, daddy, grandpa, and goodbye grandma."
The next day the grandma dies. The guy thinks this is really weird. That night, the kid says "Goodnight mommy, daddy, and goodbye grandpa" The next day the grandpa dies.
The father is like this is really weird. That night the kid says, "Goodngiht mommy, and goodbye daddy."
The father freaks. He's all like I'm gonna die. So the next day he goes to work really slowly and carefully, and is nice to everyone at work. at the end of the day, he drives home really carefully and collapses into a chair.
He says," Honey, can you get me a cup of coffee? I've had a really bad day. She says YOU'VE had a bad day! I found the mailman dead on the doorstep!
The kid says, "Goodnight mommy, daddy, grandpa, and goodbye grandma."
The next day the grandma dies. The guy thinks this is really weird. That night, the kid says "Goodnight mommy, daddy, and goodbye grandpa" The next day the grandpa dies.
The father is like this is really weird. That night the kid says, "Goodngiht mommy, and goodbye daddy."
The father freaks. He's all like I'm gonna die. So the next day he goes to work really slowly and carefully, and is nice to everyone at work. at the end of the day, he drives home really carefully and collapses into a chair.
He says," Honey, can you get me a cup of coffee? I've had a really bad day. She says YOU'VE had a bad day! I found the mailman dead on the doorstep!
person1: hey u heard bout dis guy who had a really bad day, people started dropping dead infront of him.
person2: who died
person1: first the grandma died then the grandad died, then th following morning the postman was dead on the doorstep
person2: lol fail
person2: who died
person1: first the grandma died then the grandad died, then th following morning the postman was dead on the doorstep
person2: lol fail
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009
Get the bad daymug.