Child

They're like people accept shorter.

You want to know something funny? I didn't even know that was your child's name! 😂🤣😂 There's more than one Matthew in the world.

by Hym Iam April 3, 2022

Child Chaser

A person (typically over the age of 18) who aggressively pursues sexual relations with a minor.

Synonyms: pedo, nunce, EDP, libertarian, Epstein acolyte.

Edp: "Aye check my girl ain't she bad."
Person 2: "Nah bro you trippin she look like she 12."
Edp: "She is."
Person 2: "Damn bro yous a child chaser."

by SixEaredMacaque July 10, 2023

green child

i found him in lost property

hey i found a green child the other day.

how cool

by mmmmmmmmilk April 30, 2020

Child

a word that is pronounced Child and not Chi-Old

Child is one syllable

by Chonese December 17, 2022

CHILD

Annika Rose Hermelin :)

The Child is dying

by the one and only child October 21, 2021

Child slavery

It’s basically school the last institution of child slavery that ppl wanna save for their future kids, fuck school

Child slavery is good

by Sigma gayer 69 May 27, 2023

Child

Something my uncle frank can't be within 100 feet of

"Oh hey look a child"
"Frank you should start running:

by MunkleMoment February 15, 2023