Dick Buttons

Similar to a Pearl Necklace except the semen drips down the front of the shirt

Sally: Johnny was trying to give me a Pearl Necklace but missed and gave me Dick Buttons instead….

by Albee100 February 1, 2025

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i did this out of boredom. this string tries to transform the like and dislike button into some html text

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by i dont have an idea 782136 July 23, 2025

Misheru Maru (buttons)

a character who was written by me, who probably needs therapy

some random dude: hey! What's your favorite character in this webcomic?

a very swag person: Misheru Maru (buttons) :)

by local fag April 22, 2021

The Admiral’s Buttons

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.

Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively…

Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!

by Refenestrated December 28, 2021

Sharpen up your buttons

To get better at something.

If someone messes up at work then a manager may say you need to sharpen up your buttons

by Stacy's mum May 14, 2022

sure as buttons

When you are absolutely sure of something but must exclaim that its diffidently true and accurate.

A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.

CFO: Are you sure that the competitive analysis shows that we are outperforming our competitor?
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.

by 000Six_Six000 December 14, 2022

Cadbury white buttons

white chocolate.

Cadbury white buttons are yummy in my tummy.

by Debskelly1985 March 7, 2023