Blind Script

A blind script is when a doctor prescribes you a prescription but says nothing to you about it during your appointment.

A blind script: you see a prescription randomly on your medical chart and wonder “wtf is this and why didn’t my doctor bring this up in my appointment or let me know they prescribed me this?”

by Unhappypatient December 29, 2025

line blind

One who has no idea where that magical line between tact and idiocy lies.

Telling a girl she has a ghetto booty is still in the "tact" region, while "you've got one fat ass bitch" is not.

by Ego May 13, 2005

double blind

So hung-over that neither one of you remembers the other one's face, even though you slept with them last night. Also applies to "don't want to remember” and denial scenarios when confronted by friends about it.

"It's really funny to me that our friend hookup ended up in a double blind!"

by animalshelly February 4, 2010

side-blind

(Used of drivers) driving on either side of the road, thus violating traffic rules and posing a threat to other drivers and pedestrians.

Traffic police must issue tickets to side-blind drivers.

by uttam maharjan September 13, 2010

garbage blindness

Sudden loss of vision when the garbage can is full and needs emptied. Popular among lazy roommates and family members.

It's Tom's job to take out the garbage, but due to his garbage blindness, I had to do it myself.

by jpraxis December 2, 2010

On-Blind Date

A first face-to-face date with a stranger met online.

After weeks of instant messaging, I finally agreed to an on-blind date with this girl I met on Match.com.

by fulfreez October 13, 2011

blacklight blindness

the image portrayed after a blacklight is turned on, blindness appears from a subjects mouth. Normal humans must wear protective attire to prevent the occurance of blindness.

" OMFG get the welding hood! Kara turned on the blacklight!" This is blacklight blindness.

by jack mahoggoff January 10, 2012