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beaverdam

v. To intentionally interfere with a woman who is trying to get laid, and results in said woman NOT getting laid. Usually done by a somewhat less attractive girlfriend. (This could be considered the female version of the cock-block.)
n. A person who is responsible for the act of beaverdamming
I was about to hook up with this hot guy at the Fort Kent Bar last night but then Nikki totally beaverdammed me! Why doesn't she mind her own business?!
by miyabroto_musashi November 14, 2011
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Beavers of Eastwick

old school and alien, epic and classic.

an ancient tribe of technologically advanced beavers whos remains were first discovered in Silicon Valley.
That movie was Beavers of Eastwick.

That 69 mustang is worthy of Beavers of Eastwick.
by Blindlemon November 27, 2011
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Beaver Wrangler

The only guy who works in an office of women and keeps the bitchiness in line.
Joe: man the chicks at work got into it today.
Sam: good thing you're a good Beaver Wrangler and whipped them back into shape.
by buick8 February 6, 2013
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Beaver roll

Fat girl's vagina
I bet that girl has a beaver roll.
by Jilldo and aj September 1, 2013
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Blamerican

Someone with a personality of an american and swagger of a black individual.
Kirstie is so Blamerican!
by Valerie Downing October 12, 2013
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Beaverhouzen

Beaverhouzen is a random nickname you give a lady that is down as fuck and is always causing some riff raff. She gets really drunk, but always keeps it classy. A Beaverhouzen deserves this name; EARNED, NOT HANDED.
You are being such an Anastasia Beaverhouzen.
by Anastasia Beaver October 15, 2013
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blaker

a bloke that has the ability to warm female oven to temputure while meeting it at the correct preheated time. Often the oven shuts off, or oven overheats.

In such cases overheating leads to the female oven to seek other means of cock to complete tasks that are in need to preform

OR the oven overheats to such an extent that plastic in near vicinity will begin the melt and form casts upon any cross hairs. Some many presume that emotional outbreaks soon follow for the female whom is attached to overheated oven, but in the case of a true Blaker, the process to obtain 'pleasurable' sexual interactions has been drawn out for an extreme extended period of time, fussing with nobs to trigger reactions of the surrounding environment of the targeted oven resulting to both increasing the heating the female as it begins provoking other males and cocks to begin an apish chest pounds to sign for a game of chicken where none begin to move toward the heating oven, rather ass grabs to this rioting group of erect penises,further isolating the female from both sexes.

The female often resorts extreme measures to reverse the effects, few lucky for neutralized sources.

In many cases of this act is multi- year, city, country, continent "blaker" with the sideeffects so damaging with limited ability to repair. Worst case, she becomes merely a framed outer case, penalizing actions and ablitiy happy and productive life, in sort a mash up of hollywood's sweethearts & music muses, but just fuze
"My mother worries that my new girlfriend has been on his blaker for too long she no longer any good. Not even to provide simple tasks"

"If you start the blaker bro, you better be aware of the ghost in this town. False plays, innocent or not, will be recieved harshly"
by NonArt November 25, 2013
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