Baja Blasted

The act of getting baked and eating Taco Bell

Friend: Hey do you want to go hiking later?
Me: Nah bro I can't, me and the boys are getting Baja blasted in a few hours.

by Stevstot June 22, 2021

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Baja Blasted

Baja Blasted is whenever you give someone a rimjob, and while giving the rimjob, you spit a mouthful of MTN DEW® Baja Blast up into their colon.

Ori: "Did you hear how Brad got Baja Blasted by Gabby?"
Wynn: "Yeah, I thought he didn't like buttstuff."

by ScootyKart December 18, 2023

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Baja blasted

When u get a Baja blast from Taco Bell and absolutely nail some idiot in the face and it explodes

Lmaooo that mf jus got Baja blasted, his ass mad asl

by Buiks March 31, 2021

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When a cup of Baja blast is thrown at someone’s face

“Did you see the girl on TikTok get Baja blasted?”

by The j-word December 17, 2021

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Brownie Blast

This is when a person needs to shit so they completely remove their pants and underwear. Then they shove a water hose into their butthole and turn it on to fill their rectum with as much water as possible. They finally bend and push out the water shooting the shit like a mini missile. This is used for self enjoyment, onto a victim (prank), or as a sexual act.

1. I felt a mean turd pushing through so I ran to the water hose and did a Brownie Blast.

2. Last weekend was great. I can't believe you Brownie Blasted Chang while he was sleeping!

3. My wife keeps getting kinkier and kinkier. Last night she wanted me to brownie blast her face.

by Cockadylious September 26, 2014

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