donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.
"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
by TurtleKnee May 01, 2017
Get the donkey blasted mug.

scrotum blast

When you run up on a bitch and suffocate her with your scrotum
Me: Man I can't stand her she be getting on my nerves
Buddy: I know bro she needs to get scrotum blasted
by JohnRedcorn69 June 09, 2017
Get the scrotum blast mug.

cake blasted

When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.
"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."
by Jamon IX October 03, 2013
Get the cake blasted mug.

Flap blasting

1: To blow excessive fat off of a body with a shotgun; usually referring but not limited to the fat of ones back.

2: To completely blow someone away with a shotgun.
Dude you got a 7 kill-streak flap blasting everyone with that SPAS-12!
by Metalvayne October 05, 2011
Get the Flap blasting mug.

Soviet Army Blast

When a female is having sex with a group of Soviet Russian men at once and all the men ejaculate at the same time blasting her across the room rendering her unconscious for the next group of fellow comrades to get ready to have there turn.
SOLDIER 1: Comrade I’ve been looking all over for you where have you been we have been trying to set up infantry?

SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast
by Straightpipenation January 11, 2021
Get the Soviet Army Blast mug.

Hersey Blast

When a female shits in the males mouth. The male then puts the poop back in the girls anus
by Hersey blast April 20, 2017
Get the Hersey Blast mug.

ki blast

hey john do you want a ki blast
by bigjillshagscats October 09, 2021
Get the ki blast mug.