Turkey Blast

To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.

I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.

by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020

blasting outer space rocket

Adj: someone who is too stupid to know the correct use of the "Urban Dictionary"

Oh wait!

Your a blasting outer s
pace rocket!

Hey Billy what are you looking at!

Billy: The urban doc dictionary!

What word?

Billy: Blasting outer space rocket

by Noxipoo420 April 4, 2017

shotgun blasted

A term to describe any event that goes down.
Can also be used in the context:
- Shotgun Blasting

Person 1: Hey man, I totally got shotgun blasted this weekend.
Person 2: Woah, me too I got shotgun blasted with my doge.
Person 1: Woah, wanna go shotgun blasting?
Person 2: Yes.

by Anli November 12, 2013

Blast

Back in ancient times - like the '60's - 70's many people would have a lot of fun and a great time. When they would talk about to others they would say they "Had a blast!" They had a fantastic time.

"I LOVE my new car! Drove it to California and back! Had a blast!"
"Went out dancing with the girls. Out late! Had a blast!"
"Today we rafted down the river. Several rapids! Whoohoo! Had a blast!!!"

by Millyunair18 September 19, 2017

flavor blasted

When you have a sensitive and eat something that gives you bad diarrhea all night long

Hannah i ate cheese and got flavor blasted.

by hanagivesblowjobs September 27, 2015

Train-yard Blast

A sexual act that involves using a model train set to be involved in love making such as jamming the model train conductors into the urethra or fitting the entire train with its cabs into the vagina

It can also be described as thrusting extremely hard while having sex, screaming at the top of your lungs "CHOOOO CHOOOO" and cumming all over said persons face, ass or vagina

I think me and Cindy are gonna do some Train-Yard Blast tonight"

by FingerPuncher May 30, 2017

flinboppler blast

The act of double fingering a lady over the age of 60, with peanut butter on one finger and jelly on the other.

Dude, i just gave your grandma a flinboppler blast.

by mister moosecock October 24, 2011