beaver

a twunk you hate more than anything

you’re such a fucking beaver

by igotu August 31, 2025

Upside-down beaver

An anus, a butthole, a brown eye, the untouchable, sphincter, speaker of the house

Man, his upside-down beaver gave me so much shit last night.

by Tweakinonlovehoney September 8, 2025

Eager Beaver

Super Down bad. borderline retarded.

typically describing freshman boys that can't handle themselves around girls.
Super Gay
Super loser

That dumabss pledge is an eager beaver. he's so horny and stupid.

by raagtag29873 September 14, 2025

Eager Beaver

Dumbass freshman that can't handle himself around girls. his raging hormones got to his head and caused him to go retarded.

look at the hickeys on that eager beavers neck.

by raagtag29873 September 14, 2025

Beaver Glaze

Shiny, slick mucous residue left behind from a woman's orgasm.

I was beaver glazed by her WAP!

by Matdakis September 16, 2025

Bloody beaver cleaver

Either having you or your friend rip a bloody tampon out of your vagina by the string and flinging it at an opponent

Bloody beaver cleaver can be fined by example as Arguing with somebody at the bar and having your bestie come over and be like get her girl and she just reaches down and rips the string out and flings a tampon right in the other girl's face

by Jessie n Kristina October 20, 2025

Beaver butt

A person who resembles Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head, especially when making a weird smile or laughing at something that isn’t actually that funny. Or A chaotic chant used to summon maximum stupidity in a friend group. Usually repeated rapidly and gets dumber each time.

Quit giggling like that, beavis. You’re being a real beaver butt.

by Grahmr October 29, 2025