Hanging the Ol' Bastard

(Verb) To unabashedly expose one's male genitalia in a public or semi-public environment.

See also: Hanging Dong

I went to visit the local nudist colony with the lads, and we had a splendid time hanging the ol' bastards

by Berek2501 August 2, 2023

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Horny Bastard

A man (Noah Wyse) who has a extremely high sex drive and is desperate for bitches

HAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU HORNY BASTARD!!!

by Chadothan April 18, 2024

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Fat bastard

A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins

There’s flozzychops, I heard he’s a fat bastard

by anonymous November 30, 2021

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bastard daze

The state of being where one person is such an absolute bastard that they cannot recognize how awful they are, and instead point out everyone else's flaws.

"I was in such a bastard daze that i i pushed everyone away from me."

by H0tVV@t3r August 11, 2020

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Christmas bastard

A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.

Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.

by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019

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a chair the is higher then a normal chair yet to short to truly be classified as a bar stool.

Giving you a poor compromise between the two. (a bit like a bastard sword)

like the IKEA Stig 63cm stool vs the IKEA Stig 74cm stool.

(it is also an annoying bastard of a chair if you wanted a bar stool and accidentally bought the wrong fucking version)

Oh great!
I bought the wrong fucking version now i have a bloody bastard chair...
damn you IKEA!

by ProphetOfConfusion December 3, 2025

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