Retarded bastard

Probably our much younger siblings or family.
And Jake Paul's fans.
Guy1: My little sister is a Retarded bastard.
Guy2: I did not ask
Guy1: Sorry.
by Sulty Faroe July 30, 2022
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the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'

this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot
dont act like odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard
by andrewdonagher January 21, 2024
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Frumpy Bastard

(Noun). The male equivalent of the female 'chronic bitch face'. When one's attitude cannot help but seep into their facial structure, making it seem as if a chronic shit is being taken.
Ding Ding from Breaking Bad has chronic Frumpy Bastard.
by FrumpyCat May 01, 2014
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sleepy bastard

One who thinks they are perfectly rested and ready for another 14 day run but in reality this person needs a loooong nap due to the over use of methamphetamines but refuses. This person continues to parade ariund talking nonsence while constantly knodding off.
Mikelden is one sleepy bastard today, hes not making any sence and His eyes are wide open but hes snoring!
by Jack D.Handles April 01, 2019
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Bastardized

The act of becoming a bastard through baptism.
“B was bastardized wasn’t he?” “Yep, can’t you tell by how much of an ass he is? They Must have held him under the bastard water for a long time.”
by BadBitchAstro June 24, 2021
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ninble bastard

Such a ninble bastard
by dww123 May 25, 2017
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Bastard Spear

Brad: Hey Spencer, did you see that Bastard Spear pass by?

Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.
by John Elden Ring January 05, 2024
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